B R I T I S H
[ ] drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 4

A U S T R A L I A N
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ]You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ]You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x]Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian accent.

Total: 2

I T A L I A N
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ]Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x]You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x]You speak some Italian. (I been to Italy so we had to learn a few things ._.)
[ ]You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x]You talk a lot with your hands. (-FLAILS HANDS AROUND- CHE PALLE!! WHAT-A ARE YOU GODDAMN A-PEOPLE A-TALKING ABOUT-A!?)

Total:7 (Well Shoot 0_o)

S P A N I S H
[x]You say "member" instead of "remember".
[x]You speak Spanish or some.
[x]You like tacos.
[ ]You TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a "puta" is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (Pfft, like, half the time... ;w
[ ]You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.

Total: 6 (Wha? but I'm like...half-Spanish?!)

R U S S I A N
[X] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha (Oh yeah it's that huge mini-gun the Heavy has._.)
[x]You get cold easily.
[x]Rain is fun for you. (Heck Yeah)
[x]You get into contests all the time. (Und Lose)
[X]You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 6 (Yeah Russia!

I R I S H
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 1 (meh least I WENT to Ireland!)

P O L I S H
[x] Your parents let you drink. (I've had sips people, I ain't no heavy drinkah...Even though I may seem like it sometimes...)
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[x] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[X] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.

Total: 3


A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N
[ ] You say nigganukka casuall.
[ ] You have nappy hair. (say wut ._.?)
[ ] You like rap. {FFFF NO}
[X] You know how to shoot a gun. (loading and firing airsoft guns and supposedly killing 20 ppl and dying 30 times? xD)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.


Total: 3

A S I A N
[ ] You have slanty-small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math. (Although I hate it..)
[x] You have played the piano.
[X] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese. (Most people call me Russian
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 5

G E R M A N
[x]You like bread.
[X]You think German Chocolate is good.
[X]You speak some German.
[x]You know what Schnitzel is.
[x]You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x]You went to Pre-school.
[X]You're over 5'2".

Total: 7 (Holy shi- WTF GTFO! No...Well yeah I lived in Germany for 3 years)

C A N A D I A N
[X]You like play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 2

A M E R I C A N
[ ] You hate foreigners. (....>:I!)
[ ] You hate non-Christians. (......>:I..!!!)
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[x] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[X]You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 3 (Wait Americans hate foreigners!?)

B E L G I A N
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize that your football team sucks
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government. (The American gov but yeah)

Total: 5

D U T C H
[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (Lolno, but I have a boyfriend to tell me what it means.)
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handy work projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 3

A R A B
[x] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "Engleezy" instead of "english".
[x] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian. (When me friends try different accents...They SUCK)
[x] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[X] You have black hair. (Almost black, but no.)
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 4

So I'm Italman or Geraly...Wait, Italy likes Germany in the show...Aw SHHHHHHIIIIIIII-